HANGOVER BEGONE

You've been drinking for 14 hours. Beers, Mezcal, maybe some glue. What can possibly make you a quarter human again? A massive plate of potatoes, eggs, cheese, and cactus. If you're thinking ahead, you put away some ground beef, steak, or pork from the night before. Go ahead and chop that up and season it. Three or four eggs to a pan, let them set. Add your meat. Brown chopped potatoes. Add minced onions - maybe two big ones. You need them. Some Monterey Jack on top and into a warm oven. Open a jar of jalapenos, of nopales.

If feeling particularly dented, crack a Tecate and mix 1/2 and 1/2 with Bloody Mary mix or tomato juice. Hangover begone.